During an appearance on the always hilarious ‘Graham Norton Show,’ the ‘Chasing the Sun’ singers met the iconic screen star, and Tom Parker was particularly smitten, telling 92.3 Now FM, “I would bang Helen Mirren.”
We’re sure she’s flattered! Bandmate Jay McGuiness confirmed Parker’s lust for the lady who played the titular role in ‘The Queen.’ “He would do crazy things to that lady.”
“She smells of flower and grapes,” Parker stammered. Siva Kaneswaran chimed in, “And success.” Parker can barely contain himself at this point. “She was great,” he gushed. “She said that she thought I was hot, which was cool.” Max George affirmed, “Yeah, she fancied Tom out of all of us.” Parker continued, “I was like, ‘Yes!’ I don’t usually get that.”
I was vomiting profusely. Multiple bouncers surrounded me and I tried to block my vom with my hands but it ricocheted and splashed over all of them. They were fairly unimpressed.