[Drais.]

Beyoncé needs to gain 400 pounds for her next era.

[DG1]

Originally posted by ♔Drais Ivy Carter

And Britney doing more promo would've backfired. She was already catching hell on Google & Yahoo headlines about how much of a "zombie" and "former shell of herself" she was in her performances. Imagine the reviews for her Glastonbury set.

I mean the last time Britney promoted at an awards show this was the headline on Yahoo:

Beyonce Has the Power of 1000 Suns & 50 Britneys

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/awards/...rd-awards.html

Yahoo

[Drais.]

Originally posted by Pierre

ddddddddddddddJLKL:

Maybe that's why I use so much?

Y'all are both ****s. You match perfectly.

[RichGirlPlanet]

Wait ****y, that song is usable.

[satellites.™]

If Bey became a crackhead and gave Blue Ivy up for adoption her next album would sell 45 million.

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by DG1

I mean the last time Britney promoted at an awards show this was the headline on Yahoo:

Beyonce Has the Power of 1000 Suns & 50 Britneys

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/awards/...rd-awards.html

Yahoo

Non-Singing, Non-Dancing Britney Underwhelms at Billboard Awards

jkl;./

Do the girls really want Britney promoting when that's the only kind of headline she usually gets?

[CaptainMusic]

Originally posted by kingsatellites.

Bey never stepped a foot in Asia or South America during the 4 era.

Briney never stepped foot in Asia either.

[Drais.]

Originally posted by DG1

I mean the last time Britney promoted at an awards show this was the headline on Yahoo:

Beyonce Has the Power of 1000 Suns & 50 Britneys

http://music.yahoo.com/blogs/awards/...rd-awards.html

Yahoo

50 Britneys rival the power of a rinse cycle in a washing machine so IDK if I'm here for that.

[primo.]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

Wait ****y, that song is usable.

Now get into this lean:

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by CaptainMusic

Briney never stepped foot in Asia either.

Or into a bath for that matter.

[Halien4Life]

Originally posted by CaptainMusic

A hasbeen that is more relevant and successful than Haley's flophart will ever be.

You'd be over the moon if she ever had as much success as Britney did in the FF era.

Ch...I don't stan for her success, she will never have it. That's why I'm here for ha. I have enough successful faves, and the main one is outselling yours. What a hideous hasbeen.

[Sammi]

Originally posted by ♔Drais Ivy Carter

And Britney doing more promo would've backfired. She was already catching hell on Google & Yahoo headlines about how much of a "zombie" and "former shell of herself" she was in her performances. Imagine the reviews for her Glastonbury set.

Yeah.Katy for example may be bad perfomer but at last she doesn't look like dead zombie on stage.She knows how to sell herself.Britney was master of this some years ago but these days people won't get excited about some washed up woman who's too lazy to shape her eyebrows,let alone sing and dance.Let's keep it real.I love Britney but I'm also very mad at her.

[satellites.™]

Promo hurts Britney more than it helps,
at least people can enjoy the songs before she ruins them with her live lobotomy bops.

[Drais.]

Originally posted by CaptainMusic

Briney never stepped foot in Asia either.

She doesn't step anywhere with those arthritis legs.

[RichGirlPlanet]

Originally posted by Pierre

Now get into this lean:

You do realize her stanbase is named "Runaway Slaves", right?
Are you a Runaway Slave ****y?

[YeaBey4ever]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

jkl;./

Do the girls really want Britney promoting when that's the only kind of headline she usually gets?

'd;dh
Promote, get HORRIBLE reviews and flop

OR

Don't promote and flop.

The struggle is real

[Clump]

Originally posted by Pierre

Finally someone says it. That mess being disguised as a 'concept album' to try and maintain some semblance of artistic integrity while working with Dr Luke? No ma'am.

[primo.]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

You do realize her stanbase is named "Runaway Slaves", right?
Are you a Runaway Slave ****y?

I'm too busy leaning to be a runaway slave.

[Cap10Planet]

Iggy looks nasty.

[Halien4Life]

Originally posted by Pierre

Now get into this lean:

Click click, BANG BANG we in da murda bizness.