I'm in a hotel in London. There's 2 D!ke stans playing back the Truth About D!ke tour videos. Some old dike with pink streaks in her hair (she was AUSTRALIAN) comes over and stans out with them- telling the dikes how she's going again tonight. I mean I'm just sat over here having my breakfast, and suddenly the horrid caterwauling of So What starts blaring through a phone. A stereotypical mess. All her stans are dikes, Australians, and Australian dikes.
[3:48 AM] poobear: its it true
[3:49 AM] poobear: that little slave girls
[3:49 AM] poobear: come on yall doors
[3:49 AM] poobear: and sell cookies :o
[3:49 AM] summer: They aren't slaves they're called girl scouts
[11:47 PM] cookie: my monotone voice and accent would make a funny rape
[11:47 PM] cookie: *rap
[3:48 AM] poobear: its it true
[3:49 AM] poobear: that little slave girls
[3:49 AM] poobear: come on yall doors
[3:49 AM] poobear: and sell cookies :o
[3:49 AM] summer: They aren't slaves they're called girl scouts
[11:47 PM] cookie: my monotone voice and accent would make a funny rape
[11:47 PM] cookie: *rap
TOUCH ME!
I wanna feel it on my body,
Put your hands on meee...
Kylie - Marina - Madonna - Michael - Blondie
Quote:
Originally posted by Robert
A strip show isn't much different from Britney's tour only the girls are hotter, can actually dance and you're probably more likely to hear live vocals.
lj;;;;;;; @ you telling me, via PM, that you're about to go on a date and then **** with some guy.
Kylie - Marina - Madonna - Michael - Blondie
Quote:
Originally posted by Robert
A strip show isn't much different from Britney's tour only the girls are hotter, can actually dance and you're probably more likely to hear live vocals.
[3:48 AM] poobear: its it true
[3:49 AM] poobear: that little slave girls
[3:49 AM] poobear: come on yall doors
[3:49 AM] poobear: and sell cookies :o
[3:49 AM] summer: They aren't slaves they're called girl scouts
[11:47 PM] cookie: my monotone voice and accent would make a funny rape
[11:47 PM] cookie: *rap
I'll post exactly what you sent me in PMs. Don't think I won't.
Kylie - Marina - Madonna - Michael - Blondie
Quote:
Originally posted by Robert
A strip show isn't much different from Britney's tour only the girls are hotter, can actually dance and you're probably more likely to hear live vocals.