"Your teeth are beautiful," I say.
"Thank you," she says.
"Are they natural?"
She gives me a ferocious stare "Are your teeth natural?" she replies.
"You can tell they are," I say. "They're disgusting."
Now one of half a dozen big men sitting in the room with us stares at me. "I can see your plaque from here," he says, in an intimidating voice.
