Mariah, we know you are lipping that mouse scream live bish.
Janet, get back to working with Jimmy Jam and Terri Lewis! Give us more than mumbling on every track.
Whitney, I love you girl and may you RIP above but damn why did you have to go pick up that pipe, love??
Christina Aguilera, bitch stop hooting and hollering and just sing the damn song. You are not Gaga, you aren't bionic. Be yourself dammit!
Beyonce, learn to enunciate and not oversing your songs. Your pregnancy was shorter than a semester. Blue Ivy flopped in that dress harder than 4 did. Take a damn break and Swiper, please stop Swiping.
Britney, a corpse can move better than you on stage. Get it together boo. Bish we only hear your voice into your mic a whooping two times in the course of a show. The first time is when you greet the crowd ''Hello!'' and the final time is when the show is over and you say ''Thanks ya'll.'' Take vocal lessons. Get a better weave. (Consult Beyonce and co. for this)
Gaga, stop acting overly extra-terrestrial and weird. Its off-putting and coming off more contrived rather than genuine.
Justin Timberlake, I dont know who lied to you and told you that you can act. You need to put out some new music. Pop is going through a dryspell.
Madonna. That album you just put out? AARP?
yeah, not feeling it.
Gaga will you stop googling Madonna so much? If I didn't know any better you spend hours and hours on youtube watching her music videos and interviews to get inspiration aka to steal ideas. And bitch, stop uglifying yourself too much. As if those fake horns with alien goop ain't enough, you did that ugly ass biker chick outfit that made you look 40, but the hair dress for me was the last straw. ENOUGH. Don't you ever return to that era or Imma break ****. And gworl, your proppy performance on TV needs to go. It's ok when it's a concert but when it's just a 5 minute show... I mean enough with the giant moons. And don't get me started with the outfits. No wonder people say you can't dance, because how the **** are you gonna dance when you are wearing 15 inch ballerina stilletos or standing in the moon while wearing an impossible satellite dress. And stop trying too hard. If "trying too hard" was on a thesaurus, the cover of BTW would qualify as a synonym. We know you are hardworking and many-a-splendored talent and all. WE KNOW IT ALREADY goddamn it. So stop hoarding all the works of other people, there's a reason you are called a pop artist. You are not the producer/choreographer/music director/set carpenter/bus driver for christ's sakes. Leave the damn thing to the damn people. Gosh I could go on forever. I love you so much you hooker ***** but sometimes I just cannot with some of the things you do.
The Legendtina Tales: Chapter 2:
A CD came out of nowhere almost hitting Legendtina but she quickly moved. Her legendary senses were back. She saw no one around. Quickly picking up the CD she nearly vomited. It was an Ashanti greatest hits CD. But she knew the island was playing tricks on her because no such thing existed.
Britney, a corpse can move better than you on stage. Get it together boo. Bish we only hear your voice into your mic a whooping two times in the course of a show. The first time is when you greet the crowd ''Hello!'' and the final time is when the show is over and you say ''Thanks ya'll.''
Originally posted by Ṕя☤ღ℮ṽαł
Jessie bitch, sometimes even I have to look in my syg to remember that I stan for you. Wearing those onesies you stole from Baby gap aren't cutting it.
Katy Perry's latest single can only carry you so far sis.
Rihanna. Bitch.... how could you just not care? Like bitch you only care when you release another album or go on tour just to make money. You ain't about that life, you ain't about being a Rockstar ( which, other than those clothes, you SUCK at), you ain't even about being from Barbados. You just about making money at ALL costs. At this point, I'm not even sure Chris REALLY abused you. IRDC about the BC remix, and I like Chris, but you're just... suspect. Ya greedy, selfish, deceitful, uncreative, trashy, classless, immoral ass is so fake it makes me wonder why people who are MUCH more deserving of fame and fortune , who are MUCH more TALENTED and HUMBLE, get their dreams crushed and their talent unrecognized over a RIHdiculously overrated and untalented ***** like you. Like CH.
Originally posted by shenzi
I know that fatass, self-loathing pervert nezLaos and the boy who stans for the Face of meth and Valium aren't trying it with GOD. Not today, not ever.
Someday, I can see the future of this thread as a place where stans run to when their faves have done something messy or released a flop-ass song. I can see the Bionics running here when Xtina's lead single drops.
You act like Gaga says she likes the gays and then turns around and walks away. Where have you been over the past four years? Gaga's LGBT/equality support has been there since the very beginning of her career. Before she blew up, she spoke in Washington about gay rights, and now that we're in the middle of a gay civil rights movement, she obviously wants to use her voice to help. I would understand you if Gaga didn't do anything for the causes she says she cares about, but she does. She started the BTW Foundation and pledged over a million dollars of her own money into and it and she has been donating money to pro-LGBT organizations from the beginning. She even called off a multi-million dollar deal with Target because they went back on their word and continued to fund anti-gay organizations. This isn't a woman who wears a shirt that says "Equalize gay marriage". This isn't a woman who tweets a link about bullying. This is a woman who has put hours and hours and millions of dollars where her mouth is. This is a woman who not only walks the walks, but talks the talk. You can't say that about any of her contemporaries. How in the world are you going to condemn someone who would rather help people than go #1?
And the fact that people actually agree with you is insulting to the gay community. You guys have this mindset that popstars and celebrities are never sincere and that there is always an evil reason behind what people do. But the thing about Gaga's support is that it actually alienates people and hurts her, so why would she continue to be so fervent about these issues when she knows it only hurts her? Ridiculous.
I think you and everyone agreeing with you need to work on yourselves and understand that not everyone is evil and that Gaga is doing more for the people she says she cares about than you.
Yes, she is a phenomenal liar.
I'm certain that Gaga does love the gays, and I never denied that.