I was dancing with this girl and all of a sudden she stuck her hand in my pants and started to finger my asshole. Then she tasted it and walked away. It was the most awkward thing with my friends there too.
Dear X17, I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part, I'm sorry I got a lil carried away with my role!
Im getting tired of this ****, he needs to drop them pants and spread them cheeks for playgirl ASAP
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I know that fatass, self-loathing pervert nezLaos and the boy who stans for the Face of meth and Valium aren't trying it with GOD. Not today, not ever.
Drake? Hairy ass?
Gurl that ass is probably smooth like a baby, believe dat
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Drake? Hairy ass?
Gurl that ass is probably smooth like a baby, believe dat
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!...I assumed his legs were hairy and hairy legs usually mean a hairy ass...but his legs really aren't hairy, so that ass is probably smooth lol
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!...I assumed his legs were hairy and hairy legs usually mean a hairy ass...but his legs really aren't hairy, so that ass is probably smooth lol
I bet hes a real freak too
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I know that fatass, self-loathing pervert nezLaos and the boy who stans for the Face of meth and Valium aren't trying it with GOD. Not today, not ever.