[Jay Park]

All this Anniston dragging

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

YES, Angelina snatched Brad away and she still is the number one actress on Forbes, Google and in paychecks.

Aniston remains second fiddle. Story of her life.

i'll take personality over meaningless statistics any day.

[Jolie's Lips]

at Angie being the **** when Aniston is the one going topless and having trios in her latest movie and Jenni kept talking about that in interviews for weeks.

Too bad the audience isn't as shallow as her. She tries so hard to be loved, only to end up being a F-L-O-P!

[Katie]

Originally posted by Beyond Say

So, that still doesn't excuse the fact that Jennifer is not funny, can't act...She's nothing more than a mere a "personality".She is not a particularly interesting or charming person, she is pretty ordinary and basic looking- no better or worse than the average person....

Where do you live, if the average person around you is a Jennifer Aniston?

[Marla Singer]

Originally posted by Nicole

NOT Aniston serving up another safe, generic Rotten romcom with Wonderbread


At least when Angelina does safe, comfort zone paycheck movies, they're Fresh:




NOT Aniston failing to go #1 against:

-Act of Valor: a movie starring real-life Navy Seals, no movie stars
-Another tired Tyler Perry movie that doesn't even have Madea
-An Amanda Seyfriend thriller that was going to go straight to DVD
-The 3-week old The Vow
-The 3-week old Safehouse

Not her talking about her bare boobs being in the movie for weeks to generate buzz and still flopping

Not her failing AGAIN when she has first billing and only having hits when she's 2nd to Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, a dog, Vince Vaungh, or worse yet part of an ensemble cast.

Talentless HAG!

You didn't just drag her, you thrashed her against the walls and then used her corpse to float in a pool of her blood.

[FAN]

Isn't Jen pregnant with twins and ecstatic with her new beau? I'm sure she's unbothered.

[Beyond Say]

Originally posted by Katie

Where do you live, if the average person around you is a Jennifer Aniston?

What makes her not average? Everything about her as I already stated in my last post is basic.

Oh and San Francisco.

[Jolie's Lips]

Originally posted by Heisenberg

i'll take personality over meaningless statistics any day.

What is this peronality you talk about? Aniston is shallow, had plastic surgery, pretends to do charity while resorting in 5-star hotels in countries like Morocco (FACT!), hangs out with unfunny notorious racists like Chelsea Handler, in other words she's fake. And don't give me any of that homewrecker ******** because she snatched her current boyfriend (Justin Theroux who also stars in this flop movie Wanderlust) away from someone else to.

Angelina is the biggest celebrity humanitarian and is a Goodwiil Ambassador for the United Nations.

It's obvious who the better, more real and kind person is.

[Katie]

Originally posted by Beyond Say

What makes her not average? Everything about her as I already stated in my last post is basic.

Oh and San Francisco.

I meant specifically the way she looks. Take her look from Horrible Bosses for example. You see women that look like that everywhere you go?

And I'm not singling you out, but I don't feel like reading back a zillion pages.

[Heisenberg]

Originally posted by Beyond Say

So, that still doesn't excuse the fact that Jennifer is not funny, can't act...She's nothing more than a mere a "personality".She is not a particularly interesting or charming person, she is pretty ordinary and basic looking- no better or worse than the average person....

she is much more endearing and charming than the bobble headed bone rack she is for some reason always pitted against.

[Cheers]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

What is this peronality you talk about? Aniston is shallow, had plastic surgery, pretends to do charity while resorting in 5-star hotels in countries like Morocco (FACT!), hangs out with unfunny notorious racists like Chelsea Handler, in other words she's fake. And don't give me any of that homewrecker ******** because she snatched her current boyfriend (Justin Theroux who also stars in this flop movie Wanderlust) away from someone else to.

Angelina is the biggest celebrity humanitarian and is a Goodwiil Ambassador for the United Nations.

It's obvious who the better, more real and kind person is.

Finish her.

[MusicLoverDude]

Originally posted by Beyond Say

So, that still doesn't excuse the fact that Jennifer is not funny, can't act...She's nothing more than a mere a "personality".She is not a particularly interesting or charming person, she is pretty ordinary and basic looking- no better or worse than the average person....

You're saying she can't be funny...********



Monica killed Rachel here but Rachel was still hilarious!



And for the record...she can be a GREAT actress, as seen here:

[Brite Lites ☆]

Originally posted by Nicole

NOT Aniston serving up another safe, generic Rotten romcom with Wonderbread


At least when Angelina does safe, comfort zone paycheck movies, they're Fresh:




NOT Aniston failing to go #1 against:

-Act of Valor: a movie starring real-life Navy Seals, no movie stars
-Another tired Tyler Perry movie that doesn't even have Madea
-An Amanda Seyfriend thriller that was going to go straight to DVD
-The 3-week old The Vow
-The 3-week old Safehouse

Not her talking about her bare boobs being in the movie for weeks to generate buzz and still flopping

Not her failing AGAIN when she has first billing and only having hits when she's 2nd to Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, a dog, Vince Vaungh, or worse yet part of an ensemble cast.

Talentless HAG!

Noo!



Is the true tough

[Beyond Say]

Originally posted by Heisenberg

she is much more endearing and charming than the bobble headed bone rack she is for some reason always pitted against.

She is also whiny,needy, cant survive without somebody nurse-maiding her and holding her hand..Totally irritating expressions on her face (which is supposed to be comedy?)and Friends was a crap inane sitcom, all she could talk about was Brad marriage Brad Divorce and didnt want him riding a motorcycle because they were dangerous....no wonder he left her for a kickass chick who can handle life.

[jpsketch]

Originally posted by Jolie's Lips

at Angie being the **** when Aniston is the one going topless and having trios in her latest movie and Jenni kept talking about that in interviews for weeks.

Too bad the audience isn't as shallow as her. She tries so hard to be loved, only to end up being a F-L-O-P!

Did you forget about Jolie's saggy ass in WANTED?

[Nicole]

The Hollywood Reporter just confirmed it:

Wanderlust, costing north of $30 million, reteams Role Models director David Wain with Rudd, who is a writer and producer on the new comedy, about an overstressed Manhattan couple who find a new way of life at a pastoral shared community. Relativity Media is a partner on the movie, which may only open in the $7 million to $8 million range.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/new...y-seals-294892

Prepare for more articles like these on Monday:

http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainm...office-2010228

http://www.theweek.co.uk/people-news...‘switch’-flops

http://articles.cnn.com/2010-08-20/e...?_s=PM:SHOWBIZ

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/08...e-expendables/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...cond-week.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/...67N1N520100824

http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/08/23/je...-go-from-here/

[Jolie's Lips]

Well I'm off to work. But Aniston Massacre day isn't over yet. There's still much to come.

Before I leave, I will requote Nicole who basically ended the thread before it even began.

Originally posted by Nicole

NOT Aniston serving up another safe, generic Rotten romcom with Wonderbread


At least when Angelina does safe, comfort zone paycheck movies, they're Fresh:




NOT Aniston failing to go #1 against:

-Act of Valor: a movie starring real-life Navy Seals, no movie stars
-Another tired Tyler Perry movie that doesn't even have Madea
-An Amanda Seyfriend thriller that was going to go straight to DVD
-The 3-week old The Vow
-The 3-week old Safehouse

Not her talking about her bare boobs being in the movie for weeks to generate buzz and still flopping

Not her failing AGAIN when she has first billing and only having hits when she's 2nd to Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey, a dog, Vince Vaungh, or worse yet part of an ensemble cast.

Talentless HAG!

[Changes]

Maybe she should stop doing movies with Paul Rudd.

[MusicLoverDude]

Originally posted by ClassicMainstream

Maybe she should stop doing movies with Paul Rudd.

They haven't ****ing worked together since he was on Friends as Phoebe's boyfriend then husband. They've only done one movie since Friends ended.

[Nicole]

Paul Rudd is not the problem. Role Models, by the same director of Wanderlust, was a critical and commercial hit. I Love You Man was another hit. I think someone else might be the problem here