Spark notes version? Listening to Creeperman's voice for too long makes me want to punch a wall.
Basically she couldn't have been more vulgar or rude.
To give you an idea so you don't have to watch the whole thing, early on she talks about how she dated a basketball player w/ a big dick. Then, when he's trying to get the list from under her butt @ 13:30 and pretending like he's trying to pull it out of her butt, she says "see, I haven't dated that many basketball players." It's a joke so gross and obscene the audience didn't even get it - it flew over their heads.
Seriously though, while Madonna is a gross **** in that interview, she's so funny and sharp, she holds her own against him and embarrasses him so many times. Can you imagine any of today's popstars showing this much spark in an interview? They're so useless outside of their songs which they barely have anything to do with anyway.