01 (**) Bruno Mars – Grenade
02 (05) Jesse J – Do It Like A Dude
03 (01) Rihanna feat. Drake – What’s My Name?
04 (04) Katy B feat. Ms Dynamite – Lights On
05 (02) Matt Cardle – When We Collide
06 (10) David Guetta feat. Rihanna – Who’s That Chick?
07 (27) Adele – Make You Feel My Love
08 (03) The Black Eyed Peas – The Time (Dirty Bit)
09 (08) Far*East Movement feat. Cataracs & Dev – Like A G6
10 (**) JLS feat. Tinie Tempah – Eyes Wide Shut
11 (12) Tinie Tempah feat. Kelly Rowland – Invincible
12 (09) Rihanna – Only Girl (In The World)
13 (06) Ellie Goulding – Your Song
14 (07) Katy Perry – Firework
15 (15) Nero – Me & You
16 (11) Cee-Lo Green – Forget You
17 (17) Bruno Mars – Just The Way You Are (Amazing)
18 (29) Martin Solveig feat. Dragonette – Hello
19 (13) Willow – Whip My Hair
20 (24) Cee Lo Green – It’s OK
21 (18) Cheryl Cole – The Flood
22 (19) Pink – Raise Your Glass
23 (26) Usher – More
24 (20) Alexis Jordan – Happiness
25 (**) Glee Cast – Telephone
26 (14) Take That – The Flood
27 (22) McFly feat. Taio Cruz – Shine A Light
28 (16) Olly Murs – Thinking Of Me
29 (21) Mike Posner – Cooler Than Me
30 (**) Kanye West & Jay-Z – H•A•M
31 (33) Professor Green feat. Maverick Sabre – Jungle
32 (23) The Wanted – Lose My Mind
33 (28) Michael Jackson feat. Akon – Hold My Hand
34 (31) Nelly – Just A Dream
35 (**) Glee Cast – Empire State Of Mind
36 (25) Nicole Scherzinger – Poison
37 (30) Eminem & Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
38 (**) Tinchy Stryder feat. Melanie Fiona – Let It Rain
39 (40) Gyptian – Hold On
40 (35) Will.I.Am feat Nicki Minaj – Check It Out
My mom loves Angelina and has been dragging Jennifer Anderson (she seems to outright refuse to learn her name) all week for not removing her breasts too. She says she may as well since no man stays attached to them.
I'm in a hotel in London. There's 2 D!ke stans playing back the Truth About D!ke tour videos. Some old dike with pink streaks in her hair (she was AUSTRALIAN) comes over and stans out with them- telling the dikes how she's going again tonight. I mean I'm just sat over here having my breakfast, and suddenly the horrid caterwauling of So What starts blaring through a phone. A stereotypical mess. All her stans are dikes, Australians, and Australian dikes.