I got the ass of a hooker, a ****star
Dancing on the pole
'Cause I am a stripper
And you're gonna watch me tweeerk
Faster, faster than that popstar
'Cause I am a hood girl
And you're gonna watch me twerk
The lowdown: During the course of six minutes, Taylor paints an indelible picture of love at first sight. Alternately head-over-heels infatuated and terrified by lost opportunities, her searing vocal performance and sweeping arrangement create an experience at once awesomely gorgeous and subtly heart-wrenching. Reportedly inspired by Adam Young of Owl City, this is the ninth track on Speak Now (and the album's biggest blown opportunity for a major hit).
The vote: Will the knowledge that "Enchanted" led the countdown for much of voting appease the Swifties at all? After a nearly flawless run, during which it earned the most 10's in this rate and received only one score below a 6, two low marks (a 1.8 and a 2) in the final four ballots dropped it sharply out of contention.
Best line: "The lingering question kept me up/2 a.m., who do you love?"