No. I wanna be old, wrinkly and mean so when little kids are playing on my lawn I can get off my old, rickety rocking chair and scream at the top of my lungs with a cane in my hand and a voice enhancer in the other "Get ya lil hoodlum butts off my darn lawn fer I call the caps ya hear! Damn kids nowadays, got no respect for the elderly...boy if I was 80 years younger I'd show them a thing or two" and continue my miserly life knowing I would have only a month left before I permanently wither away, to be forgotten and never seen again.
That's the only thing to look forward to when old.
Madonna | Prince | Janet | Britney | Gaga | Nirvana | The Beatles | Beyoncé
I want to be 60 years old with my pension every month, discount for the "elderly", travel the world or even the space if possible and still have the perfect skin, perfect body and perfect face like an 18 y/o to entice the younguns to sex.
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Mediatraffic, sweetie. Confirmed on the forum by an adminstrator. Also, another source (less reliable) is Wikipedia. It lists sales at 15 million worldwide. Please research before you go around embarrassing yourself.
I want to be 60 years old with my pension every month, discount for the "elderly", travel the world or even the space if possible and still have the perfect skin, perfect body and perfect face like an 18 y/o to entice the younguns to sex.
So you want to be Madonna in a few years? Old but still kinda hot.
Madonna | Prince | Janet | Britney | Gaga | Nirvana | The Beatles | Beyoncé
Last July, I'd like to grow old fast.
But now, I realized I just want to be 16-18.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here (iTunes Songs Charts Top 20) & here (My Personal Countdown Based Survivor) & here (My Personal Countdown) are my threads, so click 'em maybe. :)
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