Philandering Kristen Stewart has been banned from the “Cosmopolis” premiere and afterparty, a move we suspect is both a great publicity move and a genuine attempt to keep Kristen Stewart’s willowy limbs from being torn apart and scattered by a vengeful crowd of Twihards. “Sources” say it’s a protective measure to Pattinson: “The decision was made because Rob just doesn’t want to see her.” Broken-hearted Rob is rumored to be currently laying low at Reese Witherspoon’s Ojai, Calif., ranch, so we imagine Reese is the one on Kristen-watch currently, meeting every car in the driveway with a broom as Rob dives behind the shabby-chic, low profile couch with a whimper.
Sis she recently got married and is pregnant with her third child....Where have you been
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