I find it hilarious people are PURPOSELY putting Christina last.
Sis, no one is putting Christina last but herself. She has a great vocal quality. Very rich in texture. But she doesn't use it properly. It's so damn painful to watch her sing most of her songs live. No joke, the back of my throat starts to itch when she goes up for those "power" notes.
Can the girl sing? Yes. But let's be honest, though her highs are highs, her lows are even lower.
The excessive runs, the vocal placement to the back of her throat, and the growling...they all have to go.
She needs to replace those negative with an open throat, a neutral larynx, resonance, and real support.
I mean...
At 3:05. These notes aren't out of her range, but the way she hits them makes them impossible to listen to.
I'm not sure why are people putting Xtina last after this. Sure she is a shaky vocalist, but her raw talent doesn't deserve to be dead last.
It's like saying if you're a bad driver, then you must have a ****ty car.
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At people trying to act like Madame Dion is a worse singer than Beyoncé.
She has no talent. if the other 4 vocalists had vocal chords in their sphincters, they'd still sing with more clarity than the female Michael Bolton.
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Originally posted by Eaten By Lions
I was vomiting profusely. Multiple bouncers surrounded me and I tried to block my vom with my hands but it ricocheted and splashed over all of them. They were fairly unimpressed.
Meh. I think vocal talent was used in the broadest sense here.
Not necessarily just raw vocal ability, but an overall measure of vocal ability.
C'est vrai.
This is what separates mere singers from vocalists.
Christina and Celine are singers. Celine has some of the same problems that Christina has, just not on such a broad scale. Celine is very nasal and throaty but she has a very light, fluid voice.
Christina... She has a great natural voice, but now even her natural voice is at fault from all the strain she's placed on her voice over the years. She can barely handle an A4 now, which should be like talking. Also, Christina doesn't possess any restraint or refinement, absolutely no musical timing or musicality. It's just too many faults to find her better.
Beyoncé birthed King B who conquered the immortal Sasha Fierce.
I was vomiting profusely. Multiple bouncers surrounded me and I tried to block my vom with my hands but it ricocheted and splashed over all of them. They were fairly unimpressed.
This is why she needs one good overzealous stan on here.
Half of the girls don't know even a single one of her songs or her actual receipts. She is so far past Beyoncé in vocal ability.
We already know all there is to know.
Ranks in the Top 5 Best Selling Female Artists of All Time, great album sales, great voice, one iconic songs, and multilingual....but still boring. It's probably the reason why she has no stans here.
We already know all there is to know.
Ranks in the Top 5 Best Selling Female Artists of All Time, great album sales, great voice, one iconic songs, and multilingual....but still boring. It's probably the reason why she has no stans here.
She has a stan here.
Is this seriously the only 'drag' the Beyhive have? Says a dumb Crackney's stan in the 10000th thread done by them about "thiefoncé".
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