I was dancing with this girl and all of a sudden she stuck her hand in my pants and started to finger my asshole. Then she tasted it and walked away. It was the most awkward thing with my friends there too.
Dear X17, I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn't play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn't get the part, I'm sorry I got a lil carried away with my role!