[KliFF]

I don't know why but I always love these so much









Which are your favorites?

[katyperryismylife]

Doth thou ever feel, similar to a satchel of a plastic variety?

[Darius]

Haha I follow him on Twitter. lol

[KliFF]

Originally posted by Darius

Haha I follow him on Twitter. lol

Who?

[Callum]

aahaha yes theres a twitter account for stuff like this
https://twitter.com/#!/shakespearesong

I possess the struts of a fashion similar to those of Jagger.

Spacecrafts were manufactured to defy gravity & reach the outer limits of the solar system, raise thy hands and connect with the atmosphere.

Thou shalt refer to me as Sir Flintstone, for I have the ability to jolt your mattress.

and this one tops the lot:

Taylor I beg your pardon, and I shall let thee commence thy address, but Miss Beyoncé has the finest musical moving picture of all eternity.

[ImARudeBoy]

Taylor I beg your pardon, and I shall let thee commence thy address, but Miss Beyoncé has the finest musical moving picture of all eternity.

I was wondering what song this was from. "Taylor please, I'll let you continue your speech, but..." and then I was like...

[KliFF]

Originally posted by callum

aahaha yes theres a twitter account for stuff like this
https://twitter.com/#!/shakespearesong



and this one tops the lot:

Followed!

Disregard land, I am aboard a sailing vessel, fornicator of mothers.

All I am bothered with is currency and the village from which I originate.

Youthful Currency Sterling Currency Billionaires. YCSCB..

Fornicate the authorities.

I cannot.