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6/9/2007, 11:26 PM
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How to Win a Street Fight
The aim of this guide is to help you to resolve a street fight or confrontation using simple, deliberate actions that enable you to survive and escape.
Steps
1. Although perhaps obvious, the best way to 'win' in a street fight is to avoid one altogether. In the vast majority of cases, there will be some sort of 'warning' before actual physical aggression occurs.
2. If you can resolve a dispute without having to trade blows, do so. Don't let your ego get in the way of your safety.
3. a verbal dispute that has the potential to become violent, stay calm and take a firm but apologetic approach. Your best approach is to be neutral and non-confrontational. For instance, if a guy accuses you of looking at his girlfriend, you can just apologize and say that she looked like someone you used to know. He now has only two options:
a.accept your apology, and maybe even apologize back. If this happens, all is well. Is it THAT hard to apologize to some jerk (even if you don't mean it) to avoid a fight?
b.Continue the threatening behavior.
4. If he continues to threaten:
a.Repeat the apology. Look sincere, but not weak!
b.If he continues to threaten and close the distance on you, say that you do not want any trouble. Be firm verbally. Use terms like "back off" or "keep away". Get louder as he gets closer.
IM SKIPPING DOWN
7. Err on the side of caution, by assuming the following:
a.Your opponent is a better fighter, and has backup.
b.They have a blunt or edged weapon, such as brass knuckles or a knife.
c.You will be hit. This is less of an assumption than a certainty. If you keep fighting after being hurt, you are less likely to submit
SKIPPING SOME MORE
12 Know when and how to run:
If you are outmatched or outnumbered, or just not willing to fight, then run at the first opportunity.
a.Try to run towards public, well-lit areas where there will be others.
b.If you know you won't outrun them, don't even try. If you are caught (especially with multiple attackers), you will lose the fight due to a simple lack of energy. The one or two opponents that sprint with you may be just as tired, but those jogging behind will be fresh for the fight.
TIP
Fighting isn't cool or fun. No one is going to think you're awesome when you're serving ten years in prison because you paralyzed a guy who was pushing you. Always use fighting as an absolute last resort. Retreat at the very first opportunity available. Would you rather be labeled a coward or be labeled with a prison serial number?
WARNINGS
Fighting can cause injury or death, and land you in jail.
When delivering palm strikes, finger strikes, punches, or any attack with your hand, it is absolutely essential that you keep your thumb tucked in. You do NOT want your opponent to get a hold of your thumb, not to mention the risk of it getting injured accidentally if he doesn't get a hold of it. (Tucked on the outside! If you punch with it in your clenched fist it will break! Try and keep it tucked in to the side this is the correct technique!)
Source:
http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Street-Fight
How to Win a Street Fight
The aim of this guide is to help you to resolve a street fight or confrontation using simple, deliberate actions that enable you to survive and escape.
Steps
1. Although perhaps obvious, the best way to 'win' in a street fight is to avoid one altogether. In the vast majority of cases, there will be some sort of 'warning' before actual physical aggression occurs.
2. If you can resolve a dispute without having to trade blows, do so. Don't let your ego get in the way of your safety.
3. a verbal dispute that has the potential to become violent, stay calm and take a firm but apologetic approach. Your best approach is to be neutral and non-confrontational. For instance, if a guy accuses you of looking at his girlfriend, you can just apologize and say that she looked like someone you used to know. He now has only two options:
a.accept your apology, and maybe even apologize back. If this happens, all is well. Is it THAT hard to apologize to some jerk (even if you don't mean it) to avoid a fight?
b.Continue the threatening behavior.
4. If he continues to threaten:
a.Repeat the apology. Look sincere, but not weak!
b.If he continues to threaten and close the distance on you, say that you do not want any trouble. Be firm verbally. Use terms like "back off" or "keep away". Get louder as he gets closer.
IM SKIPPING DOWN
7. Err on the side of caution, by assuming the following:
a.Your opponent is a better fighter, and has backup.
b.They have a blunt or edged weapon, such as brass knuckles or a knife.
c.You will be hit. This is less of an assumption than a certainty. If you keep fighting after being hurt, you are less likely to submit
SKIPPING SOME MORE
12 Know when and how to run:
If you are outmatched or outnumbered, or just not willing to fight, then run at the first opportunity.
a.Try to run towards public, well-lit areas where there will be others.
b.If you know you won't outrun them, don't even try. If you are caught (especially with multiple attackers), you will lose the fight due to a simple lack of energy. The one or two opponents that sprint with you may be just as tired, but those jogging behind will be fresh for the fight.
TIP
Fighting isn't cool or fun. No one is going to think you're awesome when you're serving ten years in prison because you paralyzed a guy who was pushing you. Always use fighting as an absolute last resort. Retreat at the very first opportunity available. Would you rather be labeled a coward or be labeled with a prison serial number?
WARNINGS
Fighting can cause injury or death, and land you in jail.
When delivering palm strikes, finger strikes, punches, or any attack with your hand, it is absolutely essential that you keep your thumb tucked in. You do NOT want your opponent to get a hold of your thumb, not to mention the risk of it getting injured accidentally if he doesn't get a hold of it. (Tucked on the outside! If you punch with it in your clenched fist it will break! Try and keep it tucked in to the side this is the correct technique!)
Source:
http://www.wikihow.com/Win-a-Street-Fight